She’s A Spy
Recently, Pinky’s Uncle came up with a fun idea. He thought it would be neat to start a “spy” network and ask Pinky to become a Secret Spy Cadet with different fun tasks that she must complete. After receiving communications via snail mail, she had decided to try her hand at spying. Thus far, she has had to decipher secret codes and send out secret spy dolls that will hopefully infiltrate all continents of the world as part of her duties.
Since I am not as well versed on the subject as some, I will let my Step Bro give a better explanation of all of this spy stuff so that it will hopefully make a little more sense…
To: The Black Widow’s (a.k.a. Pinky) Loyal Readers (a.k.a. Minions)
My name is ‘The Green Flying Monkey’ and I am an international spy with the Secret Program of International Espionage Service (S.P.I.E.S.). As you may be able to tell from our name, we are an agency of international spies that work tirelessly to protect the world from secret, evil organizations such as J.E.R.K.S. (the Jeneral Essembly of Riters that Kan’t Spel), U.P.S. (the Underground Pirate Syndicate), and N.B.C. (the Network of Brainwashing Chipmunks). While spying on an evil organization that has taken over the dog food industry, it came to my attention that one of our youngest spies is the star of a popular blog.
As you are already aware, the girl you know as ‘Pinky’ is a very special, talented girl. On top of being super smart and creative, Pinky has a great imagination, has great interpersonal skills and can hide in small spaces. Recognizing these qualities, the Secret Program of International Espionage Service (S.P.I.E.S.) has asked that Pinky join our group of super international spies as a Secret Spy Cadet. We are very happy that she has accepted this offer as our newest cadet and is now secretly known as ‘The Black Widow’ (at least while she is spying). Unfortunately, due to her age, we cannot yet admit her into the dangerous, but really cool, world of international spy-dom. However, our Secret Spy Cadet program will begin training her today for her career in Awesomeness tomorrow.
As a Secret Spy Cadet, the Black Widow will undergo the most extreme training exercises on the planet. She will have to hide and stay quiet, memorize stuff, and maybe even have to hold her breath for a long period of time. She will be facing dangers such as paper cuts, thinking so hard that her brain hurts, and maybe jumping a motorcycle through a ring of fire (… though probably not the last one). The training will be difficult, but we at S.P.I.E.S. are confident that she will prevail and become one of the greatest spies of all time.
Because she is so popular, we have decided to chronicle the Black Widow’s spying adventures here on this blog. Thanks to state-of-the-art security technology involving lasers and satellites, we are certain that these entries will be safe from our rival spies. We have even infiltrated the Ruler of the Elves organization with one of our own spies to be sure.
However, we must ask you to also keep all information regarding the Black Widow’s training as Top Secret. Spying is very sensitive business and it is important that the Black Widow keeps her secret identity. There may even be times that Pinky does not admit to being a Secret Spy Cadet. Just know that she is probably doing it for your safety.
First Senior Officer of S.P.I.E.S. Spying and Secret Spy Cadet Training
The Green Flying Monkey (… Esquire)
