12 Simple Steps
Last night, I received a great email from my sister Emily/Auntie Em, aka ATM, detailing a fun part of Pinky’s adventures with her in New York last month…
12 simple steps to making pizza the “Pinky” way
Step 1: Dump flour, water, and yeast in bowl.
Step 2: Stick head in bowl and blow to create a tornado of white powder that takes over the kitchen.
Step 3: When nobody is looking, stick hand in dough until it is really sticky.
Step 4: Wipe hand on clean dinning room chair.
Step 5: Instead of kneading the dough… poke holes in it.
Step 6: Cover dough and watch 2 episodes of Spongebob.
Step 7: Throw dough in the air (be sure it doesn’t land on the ground too many times.)
Step 8: Spread sauce on dough, table, hands and shirt.
Step 9: Grate the cheese, eat the cheese, grate the cheese, eat the cheese.
Step 10: One pepperoni for the pizza, One pepperoni for me…
Step 11: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet?
Step 12: Serve pizza and blow on it until cool enough to eat.
Seriously, I’m cracking up after reading this. So typical, yet so comical. Thanks ATM!
