{"id":533,"date":"2011-03-09T12:18:19","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T17:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruleroftheelves.com\/?p=533"},"modified":"2011-03-09T12:20:06","modified_gmt":"2011-03-09T17:20:06","slug":"she-breaks-my-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"She Breaks My Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure it has a wee bit to do with the extreme pregnancy hormones that I have going on right now, but last night, Pinky said something that broke my heart.  I cried.  A lot.  <\/p>\n<p>Her:  &#8220;Mommy?  After you have the baby, either a few weeks or a few months later, will you go back to how you were before you were pregnant?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me:  &#8220;What do you mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Her:  &#8220;I mean, like will you be able to pick me up again and stuff?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Awww, she just wants me to be able to pick her 45.5 inch, 52 lbs. body up, and I can&#8217;t.  And not just because I&#8217;m pregnant, but because she is so long and tall and still practically touches the ground when I try to hold her.  Wahhhhh!  She certainly didn&#8217;t get those long legs from me.  Who told her she was allowed to grow up?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/ruleroftheelves\/5512633196\/\" title=\"Stretching by ruleroftheelves, on Flickr\"><img src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5219\/5512633196_a94aeedf25_z.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"429\" alt=\"Stretching\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure it has a wee bit to do with the extreme pregnancy hormones that I have going on right now, but last night, Pinky said something that broke my heart. I cried. A lot. Her: &#8220;Mommy? After you have the baby, either a few weeks or a few months later, will you go back [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[37,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}