Last night, I received a great email from my sister Emily\/Auntie Em, aka ATM, detailing a fun part of Pinky’s adventures with her in New York last month…<\/p>\n
12 simple steps to making pizza the \u201cPinky\u201d way<\/strong><\/p>\n Step 1: Dump flour, water, and yeast in bowl. Seriously, I’m cracking up after reading this. So typical, yet so comical. Thanks ATM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night, I received a great email from my sister Emily\/Auntie Em, aka ATM, detailing a fun part of Pinky’s adventures with her in New York last month… 12 simple steps to making pizza the \u201cPinky\u201d way Step 1: Dump flour, water, and yeast in bowl. Step 2: Stick head in bowl and blow to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=201"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/201\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nStep 2: Stick head in bowl and blow to create a tornado of white powder that takes over the kitchen.
\nStep 3: When nobody is looking, stick hand in dough until it is really sticky.
\nStep 4: Wipe hand on clean dinning room chair.
\nStep 5: Instead of kneading the dough\u2026 poke holes in it.
\nStep 6: Cover dough and watch 2 episodes of Spongebob.
\nStep 7: Throw dough in the air (be sure it doesn\u2019t land on the ground too many times.)
\nStep 8: Spread sauce on dough, table, hands and shirt.
\nStep 9: Grate the cheese, eat the cheese, grate the cheese, eat the cheese.
\nStep 10: One pepperoni for the pizza, One pepperoni for me\u2026
\nStep 11: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet?
\nStep 12: Serve pizza and blow on it until cool enough to eat.<\/em><\/p>\n