{"id":148,"date":"2009-03-11T05:12:57","date_gmt":"2009-03-11T05:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ruleroftheelves.com\/?p=148"},"modified":"2009-09-09T15:34:43","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T15:34:43","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/?p=148","title":{"rendered":"Oops"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Chris asked me to trim his hair up because it was getting a wee bit too shaggy for his taste.  I reluctantly agreed and got to work on sculpting the perfect locks. I did what I always do: trim the main portion and then take off the cover of the trimmer and touch up any haphazard stragglers around the edges of the hairline.  Just as I was finishing, I noticed that I had missed an itty bitty tiny little section on the top of his head, so without really thinking, I immediately applied the uncovered trimmer straight to that hairy little spot.  What resulted was slightly short of disaster, at least to him.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/ruleroftheelves.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/practically-bald.jpg' title='practically-bald.jpg'><img src='http:\/\/ruleroftheelves.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/practically-bald.jpg' alt='practically-bald.jpg' \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight, Chris asked me to trim his hair up because it was getting a wee bit too shaggy for his taste. I reluctantly agreed and got to work on sculpting the perfect locks. I did what I always do: trim the main portion and then take off the cover of the trimmer and touch up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[32],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/148\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theruleroftheelves.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}